He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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