I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Pooping to opera.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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