You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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