is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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