What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We are all done wearing pants today
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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