Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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