omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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