Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think my tv is drunk
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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