i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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