Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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