wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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