are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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