Will you blow on my dice?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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