just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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