Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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