Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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