it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She's the barista slut.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Drunk is a universal language darling
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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