Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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