in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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