How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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