why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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