dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
