Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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