The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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