People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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