I can text with my tongue
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
