He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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