# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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