im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think i have two assholes
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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