Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
its liver damage thursday
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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