i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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