no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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