you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it's great music for shaving your balls
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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