Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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