I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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