I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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