C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Walk of Shame today included voting.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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