That's intense
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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