Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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