Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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