i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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