My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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