Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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