Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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