I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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