Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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