shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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