My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He has the fingertips of a God
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