Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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