i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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