What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
