i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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