My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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