Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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