we made out on top of his cat.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm having to shit out rocks
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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