Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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